via Gchat with Kelly

[fizzawrites]

String theory, the short version

Physicists - we've got a HUGE PROBLEM
Other Physicists: "whatever, quantum physics RULEZ"
First physicists "but uh, they don't apply to anything larger than an atom."
OP: "oh... bummer."
FP: WE MUST CREATE A THEORY OF EVERYTHING
OP: how about tiny, space time strings!
FP: WTF
OP: No seriously, they vibrate and cause all kinds of stuff
FP: are you guys on acid?
OP: DUDE, THERE ARE 12 dimensions
FP: What huh?
OP: you are breathing through them RIGHT NOW
FP: I hate you.
OP: Did i mention the many worlds theory?
/scene