Judge not, lest you be crushed by GRAVE DIGGER

THIS IS LEGITIMATELY MADE ME LOL.tzikeh on the NASCAR Party:

How badly do you want to see a campaign where the run-up to the election consists of the nominees driving 160 miles an hour in a circle? How great would the primaries be if they consisted of ongoing qualifying rounds? All of the candidates' cars will have giant labels on them advertising their corporate sponsors donors! If someone says, "Well, the wheels came off that campaign", the guys in the pits could put them back on! Imagine a combined NASCAR/Green ticket -- hybrid stock cars! And if the radical Monster Truck Party is locked out of the debates, it will just, you know, *show up anyway*. YOUR PUNY UNIVERSITY AUDITORIUM WALLS ARE NO MATCH FOR GRAVE DIGGER. (VROOOOM) (CRASH) LET US DISCUSS UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE.